This Just In: Ukrania is the new Burning Man!

I have just received news from the KKKGB that Ukranian terrorists have kidnapped Burning Man senate officials and have forced them at gunpoint to administrate their July 2007 KaZantip.com Beach Party: Raving In The Black Sea event. Apparently unemployment is still high in Ukrania as the festival will take place for over a whole month, from July 21 until August 26, 2007. Try and take that much work off you corporate American droids! Being the naive geocentric North American that I am, I have done investigative reporting and confirmed that there is in fact a real ocean along its borders, but have yet to assess it's proximity to Chernobyl. Be safe, bring flippers and an aqualung.

-Super Grant Inaba
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